Important Moose Announcement

[x_dryad]

Okay. I can't remember who posted about moose, so I'm just posting this for everyone.

People, please educate your moose on the dangers of alcohol. It's apple season, and things will get crazy. But if you take the time now you may be able to reach out to your moose so he/she doesn't end up sharing a rehab room with a drunk elephant.

So in short...

No eating fermented fruit and walking into trees.

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Ummm not quite.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Okay. What's with the My Little Pony drinking images?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

They seemed to be in context? :)

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

Except... drunk animals really aren't any fun to deal with. They are much much worse than drunk humans. I mean, I've never gotten stuck in a tree while drunk before. Have you?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Never in a tree, no. But Doug has sing "I'm a little teapot" before.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I believe the proper term would be "POIDH?"

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://x-pressive.livejournal.com/2370.html

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You are a bad, mean man. I would have paid money to see that.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh, and he was naked.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

I'd ask where you come up with this stuff but I don't think I really want to know.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendship_is_Magic#Internet_following

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

I thought that was old stuff. I'm sure Paige used to have some of them when she was younger.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, My Little Pony has been around for a long time. This is just the new animated series that came out last year.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Ahh, ok, gotcha. Thought they seemed familiar.

Not that I know everything about what toys my sister used to play with or anything.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Dude, give it up, we all know you liked to play with Dolls as a kid. It's like, totally okay.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

G.I. Joes aren't dolls. I don't think? Though sometimes they needed to mount up and there weren't enough horses to go 'round, and a pony would have to do.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Should I be asking you delicate questions about whether you're a Bronie?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I kind of figured the answer to that would be obvious by now...

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Well yes, but I hardly pay attention to your pony fetish. ;) So should I make the birthday cake next year FlutterShy or Derpyhooves?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...

Twilight Sparkle.

:P

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Twilight Sparkle it is. If you're really a good boy, I might even Cosplay as a Belf.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Molly? Wade? You read that? No feeding fermented fruit to moose!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Darn. You foiled my plans for the weekend.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

I do believe this is the most frightening story I've heard in a very long time.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Wow, there's something you don't see every day. Thankfully we don't get too many moose around these parts.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, nobody's introduced you to Daisy, have they?

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Nope. Who's Daisy?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Molly's moose.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Wait, what?

Who's Molly?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The owner of the moose?

Okay, I shouldn't eff with you like that. Molly's one of the kids who showed up while you were off at Muir.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok. And she has a moose.

...ok.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'd say it makes more sense if you know Wade gave it to her but you don't know Wade either do you? Geez, dude, it's like you were off in some other country or something.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Something like that, yeah. I'll get used to it eventually, I reckon. At least I'll know what's up if I bump into a moose around here.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

She's a remarkably well-behaved moose.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good I guess, wouldn't want any rabid meese? mooses? creatures around after all.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

The plural of moose is moose.

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Ahh, thanks. I used to know that, I think, but haven't really been writing much about moose lately, heh.

I'm going to have to check this out at some point, I think, if it's ok with Molly.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

... You should perhaps have picked a different place to live?

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Nah, where'd the excitement be in that?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

We haven't been properly introduced, no, but I think we have a pie date set up for some point in the future. I'll bring key lime and you can partake.

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

Oh, that poor moose. I'll try not to ever give Daisy fruit that is so old it's fermented.