x_dryad: (Sciencey stuff)
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Okay. I can't remember who posted about moose, so I'm just posting this for everyone.

People, please educate your moose on the dangers of alcohol. It's apple season, and things will get crazy. But if you take the time now you may be able to reach out to your moose so he/she doesn't end up sharing a rehab room with a drunk elephant.

So in short...

No eating fermented fruit and walking into trees.



Date: 2011-09-09 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
Okay. What's with the My Little Pony drinking images?

Date: 2011-09-09 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
They seemed to be in context? :)

Date: 2011-09-09 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
Except... drunk animals really aren't any fun to deal with. They are much much worse than drunk humans. I mean, I've never gotten stuck in a tree while drunk before. Have you?

Date: 2011-09-09 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Never in a tree, no. But Doug has sing "I'm a little teapot" before.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com
I believe the proper term would be "POIDH?"

Date: 2011-09-09 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com
You are a bad, mean man. I would have paid money to see that.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com
Oh, and he was naked.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
I'd ask where you come up with this stuff but I don't think I really want to know.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
I thought that was old stuff. I'm sure Paige used to have some of them when she was younger.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Yeah, My Little Pony has been around for a long time. This is just the new animated series that came out last year.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Ahh, ok, gotcha. Thought they seemed familiar.

Not that I know everything about what toys my sister used to play with or anything.

Date: 2011-09-10 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Dude, give it up, we all know you liked to play with Dolls as a kid. It's like, totally okay.

Date: 2011-09-10 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
G.I. Joes aren't dolls. I don't think? Though sometimes they needed to mount up and there weren't enough horses to go 'round, and a pony would have to do.

Date: 2011-09-10 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Should I be asking you delicate questions about whether you're a Bronie?

Date: 2011-09-10 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
I kind of figured the answer to that would be obvious by now...

Date: 2011-09-10 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Well yes, but I hardly pay attention to your pony fetish. ;) So should I make the birthday cake next year FlutterShy or Derpyhooves?

Date: 2011-09-10 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
...

Twilight Sparkle.

:P

Date: 2011-09-10 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Twilight Sparkle it is. If you're really a good boy, I might even Cosplay as a Belf.

Date: 2011-09-09 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com
Molly? Wade? You read that? No feeding fermented fruit to moose!

Date: 2011-09-10 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
Darn. You foiled my plans for the weekend.

Date: 2011-09-09 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-adrienne.livejournal.com
I do believe this is the most frightening story I've heard in a very long time.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Wow, there's something you don't see every day. Thankfully we don't get too many moose around these parts.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Oh, nobody's introduced you to Daisy, have they?

Date: 2011-09-09 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
The owner of the moose?

Okay, I shouldn't eff with you like that. Molly's one of the kids who showed up while you were off at Muir.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Oh, ok. And she has a moose.

...ok.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I'd say it makes more sense if you know Wade gave it to her but you don't know Wade either do you? Geez, dude, it's like you were off in some other country or something.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Something like that, yeah. I'll get used to it eventually, I reckon. At least I'll know what's up if I bump into a moose around here.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com
She's a remarkably well-behaved moose.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Well, that's good I guess, wouldn't want any rabid meese? mooses? creatures around after all.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-dryad.livejournal.com
The plural of moose is moose.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Ahh, thanks. I used to know that, I think, but haven't really been writing much about moose lately, heh.

I'm going to have to check this out at some point, I think, if it's ok with Molly.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-plosive.livejournal.com
... You should perhaps have picked a different place to live?

Date: 2011-09-09 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cannonball.livejournal.com
Nah, where'd the excitement be in that?

Date: 2011-09-10 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-deadpool.livejournal.com
We haven't been properly introduced, no, but I think we have a pie date set up for some point in the future. I'll bring key lime and you can partake.

Date: 2011-09-09 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-meggan.livejournal.com
Oh, that poor moose. I'll try not to ever give Daisy fruit that is so old it's fermented.

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